*continues lobbing comments at you even though it's 4 AM, again, hahahaha*

Sidestories! That calls for sidestories with different POVs! XD; We only get Marland's POV, right? So totally skewed by his perceptions. XD

I guess it did... light up. =P At first I thought the chicken was in the microwave, and then though, oh, then Shodin can watch it go around and around. But oh wait, it's in the oven. It doesn't even move. XD