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esp_dragon) wrote2012-12-31 07:26 pm
esp_dragon) wrote2012-12-31 07:26 pm
Pace the Night [Alternate Universe]
Fandom: Noblesse
Summary: Obviously, Tao and Takeo have fallen into an alternate universe.
Rating: G
Contains: Crack. So. Much. Crack.
Notes: Set post-season 4.
Blame the combined efforts of phireye, Kaelin and Lucathia for this. :|
Genre: Humour/Crack
Word count: 448
Status: Complete
Tao was sure he was dreaming. Or maybe he'd fallen into some alternate universe where… Yeah. This scene wasn't making any sense to him. Tao reached out and yep, his fingers hit solid muscle – at least Takeo was here with him in this alternate universe, and it was going to be fun trying to explain this to them (because how was he supposed to explain when he had no idea how he and Takeo had fallen into this world? Did Boss' living room door also open up to another dimension on Tuesdays and he'd forgotten to mention that? That was a bit careless of him).
Because there was no way Tao could be seeing M-21 kissing him. Especially with Boss off to the side, seeing this, and there wasn't even a flicker of his purple-and-black aura hissing into view.
Really. Dreaming. Alternate universe. Maybe trussed up and drugged. Something, because this couldn't be real.
Except, now that he'd spent all those seconds gaping at the pair, Tao could see that M-21's hair was wild and spiked up, his arms covered in fur.
Oh, right; full moon tonight.
…That still didn't explain the kissing, because when M-21 wolfed out, he still kept his own personality and didn't do anything he wouldn't do at a shove the rest of the month, so unless M-21 had also been wanting to kiss him… (There was also the other matter of why he hadn't reacted yet, but maybe he was in shock too?)
"Wolves, when showing respect to higher-ranking wolves in their pack, lick the higher-ranking wolf's lips," Boss explained, his voice patient, if a little strained.
"Oh." Well, that explained a lot. M-21 pulled back from his face, saw Tao and Takeo and grinned at them, trotting to their side.
They really should do some more research on wolf pack behaviour, because being constantly caught out by new information like this was getting just a bit embarrassing.
* * *
"I did what?" M-21 croaked, freezing as he lifted his head off Takeo's lap.
"Kissed him!" Tao repeated gleefully, and M-21 knew Tao joked - he just didn't think he'd go as far as joking about that. But then that meant...
How wasn't he dead? M-21 straightened himself and saw him sitting at the head of the table. And Frankenstein was standing behind him.
Tao had said that in front of Frankenstein.
But…his skin wasn't prickling; Frankenstein's aura wasn't in view… What was going on?
Frankenstein opened his mouth, but paused when he frowned.
"Master…?" Frankenstein said, and then his eyes went wide in shock. "You don't know what a kiss is?"
…Dead. Frankenstein was going to kill him because he'd just taken his first kiss!
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Summary: Obviously, Tao and Takeo have fallen into an alternate universe.
Rating: G
Contains: Crack. So. Much. Crack.
Notes: Set post-season 4.
Blame the combined efforts of phireye, Kaelin and Lucathia for this. :|
Genre: Humour/Crack
Word count: 448
Status: Complete
Tao was sure he was dreaming. Or maybe he'd fallen into some alternate universe where… Yeah. This scene wasn't making any sense to him. Tao reached out and yep, his fingers hit solid muscle – at least Takeo was here with him in this alternate universe, and it was going to be fun trying to explain this to them (because how was he supposed to explain when he had no idea how he and Takeo had fallen into this world? Did Boss' living room door also open up to another dimension on Tuesdays and he'd forgotten to mention that? That was a bit careless of him).
Because there was no way Tao could be seeing M-21 kissing him. Especially with Boss off to the side, seeing this, and there wasn't even a flicker of his purple-and-black aura hissing into view.
Really. Dreaming. Alternate universe. Maybe trussed up and drugged. Something, because this couldn't be real.
Except, now that he'd spent all those seconds gaping at the pair, Tao could see that M-21's hair was wild and spiked up, his arms covered in fur.
Oh, right; full moon tonight.
…That still didn't explain the kissing, because when M-21 wolfed out, he still kept his own personality and didn't do anything he wouldn't do at a shove the rest of the month, so unless M-21 had also been wanting to kiss him… (There was also the other matter of why he hadn't reacted yet, but maybe he was in shock too?)
"Wolves, when showing respect to higher-ranking wolves in their pack, lick the higher-ranking wolf's lips," Boss explained, his voice patient, if a little strained.
"Oh." Well, that explained a lot. M-21 pulled back from his face, saw Tao and Takeo and grinned at them, trotting to their side.
They really should do some more research on wolf pack behaviour, because being constantly caught out by new information like this was getting just a bit embarrassing.
"I did what?" M-21 croaked, freezing as he lifted his head off Takeo's lap.
"Kissed him!" Tao repeated gleefully, and M-21 knew Tao joked - he just didn't think he'd go as far as joking about that. But then that meant...
How wasn't he dead? M-21 straightened himself and saw him sitting at the head of the table. And Frankenstein was standing behind him.
Tao had said that in front of Frankenstein.
But…his skin wasn't prickling; Frankenstein's aura wasn't in view… What was going on?
Frankenstein opened his mouth, but paused when he frowned.
"Master…?" Frankenstein said, and then his eyes went wide in shock. "You don't know what a kiss is?"
…Dead. Frankenstein was going to kill him because he'd just taken his first kiss!
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Yeeeeep. >D