Kai's Bad Day [Chapter 8]
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esp_dragonFandom: Beyblade
Summary: Kai's day starts off bad. Then he finds out what Mary Sues really exist. How does he find out? Through... experience. If that wasn't bad enough, there are other effects that Mary Sues can do to warp reality. What's a blader to do? ...Use a Spork?
Rating: K
Notes: Set after the first season
Genre: Parody/ Humour
Word count: 543
Status: Work in Progress
"What is it?"
Kai looked at Daisuke from the corner of his eye. "What do you mean?"
A quirk of the lips. "You want to ask me a question - what is it?"
Kai scowled. "How did you know?" All they were doing was walking down the street 'trying' to find the rest of the Bladebreakers. Not that Kai was trying particularly hard. He hadn't even looked at Daisuke after the incident with the plotbunny ten minutes before.
Daisuke chuckled. "Already forgetting that I'm you? I know the signs."
"Hm."
"So... what's the question?"
Sighing, Kai relented from his act of ignorance. "Do you know where Mary Sues come from?"
"Hmm..." Daisuke slowed down so Kai had to do the same. He didn't want to find his teammates too quickly anyway - how was he supposed to explain everything that had happened? And how he had gotten a hold of their beyblades... "I kinda know where they come from but I don't know exactly."
"So tell me everything you know."
Daisuke flashed him a smile. "That'll take some time."
"Is that information so complicated?" Kai asked, a little baffled.
The smile faltered a bit. "Ah, never mind," he said with a wave of his hand. "So, anyway, from what I've been told, Mary Sues come from a person's imagination."
"They're... like bitbeasts?"
"Um." Thoughtfully, Daisuke lightly covered his mouth with his hand. Moving it away, he sighed. "I suppose that's true in some sorta way. Mary Sues are created from a person's imagination but obviously, there has to be something else to bring them to life. I've heard that it's got something to do with a fan."
Kai twitched. "So... if you're imagining this 'perfect girl' and you're holding a fan, the girl becomes real?"
"Apparently."
"Is there a particular reason why we aren't overrun by them right now?"
"Oh, that's easy: hardly anyone has a fan and actually uses it now-a-days. I think it's a recent thing as well or else our ancestors would have hardly been able to move with all of them."
"So why are they going after me? Or are there other people who they go after as well?"
A nod. "Probably. I don't know why they stopped going after me but it could be because I started to fight back."
Kai's eyes narrowed. "I'm doing that right now; they haven't gone."
Daisuke looked away. "Oh, do you remember when I said that a male version of a Mary Sue exists?" Kai nodded, looking suspiciously at the man. It wasn't exactly a very subtle change of topic. "Well, those are either called Marty Stus or Gary Stus. There's usually a problem with them."
"And there isn't a problem with Mary Sues?"
"Not in the same kinda way, no."
"So what is it?"
"Well..."
:-:-:
Tyson grumbled as he walked into the alleyway. "Hellooooo? Kai? Where the heck are you?" He turned his head when he heard something move behind him. "You hidin'?" Tyson moved so that he was facing the entrance-way of the alley.
A gust of wind.
"Huh?" The blue-haired blader looked over his shoulder again.
Before he could utter another sound, the shadow engulfed him.
:-:-:
"They have a very bad habit of taking over other people."
Summary: Kai's day starts off bad. Then he finds out what Mary Sues really exist. How does he find out? Through... experience. If that wasn't bad enough, there are other effects that Mary Sues can do to warp reality. What's a blader to do? ...Use a Spork?
Rating: K
Notes: Set after the first season
Genre: Parody/ Humour
Word count: 543
Status: Work in Progress
"What is it?"
Kai looked at Daisuke from the corner of his eye. "What do you mean?"
A quirk of the lips. "You want to ask me a question - what is it?"
Kai scowled. "How did you know?" All they were doing was walking down the street 'trying' to find the rest of the Bladebreakers. Not that Kai was trying particularly hard. He hadn't even looked at Daisuke after the incident with the plotbunny ten minutes before.
Daisuke chuckled. "Already forgetting that I'm you? I know the signs."
"Hm."
"So... what's the question?"
Sighing, Kai relented from his act of ignorance. "Do you know where Mary Sues come from?"
"Hmm..." Daisuke slowed down so Kai had to do the same. He didn't want to find his teammates too quickly anyway - how was he supposed to explain everything that had happened? And how he had gotten a hold of their beyblades... "I kinda know where they come from but I don't know exactly."
"So tell me everything you know."
Daisuke flashed him a smile. "That'll take some time."
"Is that information so complicated?" Kai asked, a little baffled.
The smile faltered a bit. "Ah, never mind," he said with a wave of his hand. "So, anyway, from what I've been told, Mary Sues come from a person's imagination."
"They're... like bitbeasts?"
"Um." Thoughtfully, Daisuke lightly covered his mouth with his hand. Moving it away, he sighed. "I suppose that's true in some sorta way. Mary Sues are created from a person's imagination but obviously, there has to be something else to bring them to life. I've heard that it's got something to do with a fan."
Kai twitched. "So... if you're imagining this 'perfect girl' and you're holding a fan, the girl becomes real?"
"Apparently."
"Is there a particular reason why we aren't overrun by them right now?"
"Oh, that's easy: hardly anyone has a fan and actually uses it now-a-days. I think it's a recent thing as well or else our ancestors would have hardly been able to move with all of them."
"So why are they going after me? Or are there other people who they go after as well?"
A nod. "Probably. I don't know why they stopped going after me but it could be because I started to fight back."
Kai's eyes narrowed. "I'm doing that right now; they haven't gone."
Daisuke looked away. "Oh, do you remember when I said that a male version of a Mary Sue exists?" Kai nodded, looking suspiciously at the man. It wasn't exactly a very subtle change of topic. "Well, those are either called Marty Stus or Gary Stus. There's usually a problem with them."
"And there isn't a problem with Mary Sues?"
"Not in the same kinda way, no."
"So what is it?"
"Well..."
Tyson grumbled as he walked into the alleyway. "Hellooooo? Kai? Where the heck are you?" He turned his head when he heard something move behind him. "You hidin'?" Tyson moved so that he was facing the entrance-way of the alley.
A gust of wind.
"Huh?" The blue-haired blader looked over his shoulder again.
Before he could utter another sound, the shadow engulfed him.
"They have a very bad habit of taking over other people."