Kai's Bad Day [Chapter 7]

[esp_dragon]

Fandom: Beyblade
Summary: Kai's day starts off bad. Then he finds out what Mary Sues really exist. How does he find out? Through... experience. If that wasn't bad enough, there are other effects that Mary Sues can do to warp reality. What's a blader to do? ...Use a Spork?
Rating: K
Notes: Set after the first season
Genre: Parody/ Humour
Word count: 469
Status: Work in Progress




"So..." Daisuke began. "Should we look for your teammates then?"

Kai attempted to glare at his 'partner'. Attempted, because out of the corner of his eye he spotted a rabbit.

"Uh-oh."

Turning towards Daisuke, Kai raised an eyebrow. "Uh-oh?" he repeated.

"Ye-ah. We should get out of here before it sees us," Daisuke said nervously.

"Before it sees us," Kai repeated again, flatly. "It's a rabbit."

Daisuke was still staring at the white animal. "I'll explain later. I really really don't want to get caught in that right now. Can we leave?"

Giving him a strange look, Kai stood up. "Fine."

The rabbit looked at them.

It hopped closer to them.

"Aah!" Before Kai knew it, he was being half-dragged along the street by his arm.

:-:-:

"What the hell was that?" Kai growled once his arm was free.

"Um... which part?" Daisuke tried his best to look innocent.

Daisuke was fixed by a hard stare. "All of it."

Sighing once in defeat, Daisuke answered. "It was a plotbunny."

Kai tilted his head at the unfamiliar word. "Like a plot-hole?"

Daisuke cringed. "Not really."

"It's a rabbit."

"I know that! But it's not that either," Daisuke said, shaking his head.

"So what is it?"

"Hard to explain?"

"Explain anyway."

"Um... It's a sorta hallucinatory thing-"

"It wasn't actually there."

"No no, it was. It's hallucinatory because that's what it does: causes hallucinations."

"Temporary?"

A twitch. "Usually..."

"Meaning?"

"Sometimes it causes only a second long illusion and that's it."

"So what's the problem?"

"One is that fact that there are still Mary Sues running about. If they get you when you're under the influence of a plotbunny," -a sigh- "you probably wouldn't even notice the difference between before, during and after."

"Hmm."

"They are dangerous!" Daisuke exclaimed, flailing his arms for further emphasis. "Because of the effect they can have on some people, you might not sleep or eat for several days on end!"

"I can do that."

A withering glare. "Oh please."

"Whatever."

"Hey, I have very good reasons why you should be scared."

"Ooh, it causes illusions and makes you lose your appetite and sleep. I'm shaking in my boots."

"You don't wear boots."

"I'm not the one scared of a little rabbit."

"It's not-!" An exasperated sigh. "Fine. Whatever. I mean, it's not as if it can lead to insanity or anything."

"What?"

"Or apart from the hallucinations, make its victim think some very strange thoughts."

"What?"

"Or the tiny little fact that plotbunnies can eat you alive!"

"What?!"

"But hey, they're just ickle mammals so..."

"Hey, get back here!" Kai moved to follow Daisuke as he walked away.

The two boys didn't realise their movements were being tracked by a pair of golden eyes. A plotbunny hopped out from under a bush.

And another.

And another...